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Pivotal Moments

SOMETHING ABOUT THE PIVOTAL MOMENTS IN THE LIFE OF THE AUTHOR.

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1980 : Cavin Wong was born. Completely naked in front of cute looking nurse.

1981 : Says first word; “…BEER”. Second word is “…WOMEN”.

1982 : Hates milk and cheese. Decides to have lactose intolerant.

1983 : Discovers the importance of wearing underwear on the inside, not out.

1984 : Becomes first and the only kid in the world to understand how BEER and WOMEN blends.

1985 : Discovers hair gel. But only as a food. Suspiciously tasty.

1986 : Stops growing.

1987 : Takes up art lessons. Only draws BEER and WOMEN.

1988 : Impresses other children by oversteering bicycle whilst shouting ‘POWER’.

1989 : Stops art lessons. Hands now tired. Decides should flirt with girls instead.

1990 : Discovers the horror of ghost movies.

1991 : Has first fight. Adopts “Make Love, Don’t Fight’ as personal principle.

1992 : Discovers ‘puppy-love’. Makes mental note to have more often in future.

1993 : Discovers ability to converse with dogs.

1994 : Remains wary of milk and cheese.

1995 : Becomes a school librarian although hate books.

1996 : Suspected of school’s toilet bowl explosion scandal. No evidence found.

1997 : Mobile phone gets popular. Still insist on communicating by carrier pigeons.

1998 : Passes driving test, despite stopping on red. Discovers weird creature that jumps; Kangaroo. Decides to stay in Australia for a very very long time.

1999 : Smokes cigarette. Makes mental note to smoke another one in future.

2000 : Understands how clubbing works. Discovers ‘One-Night-Stand’ is actually standing by the bar for the entire night.

2001 : Discovers eBay. Spends few thousands on different gadgets. Discovers why should not use eBay when drunk.

2002 : Quits BEER. Fills fridge with nothing but Coke only.

2003 : Annoys other drivers by oversteering car whilst shouting ‘POWER’. Gets fined by the Victorian police. Understands bribing is not applicable in Kangaroo Land.

2004 : Back to Malaysia. Gets first job. Discovers Coke contain caffeine. Goes back to BEER.

2005 : Discovers blog. New addiction next to BEER and WOMEN.

2006 : Bit bored. Decides to quit job. Gets a new job at Japanese aviation firm thanks to charm, wit and clerical error.

2007 : Takes up photography as hobby. Gets promotion. Makes mental note to request for more promotions in the near future.

2008 : Bored again. Decides to quit job again. Takes over family business. Woke up next morning, a woman sleeping beside claims to be my wife.

2009 : Discovers diaper changing as a hidden ability.